Nicks Film and Book Reviews

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Avengers, Age of Ultron -2.0 MT

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I am just back from Age of Ultron at the cinema. Honestly, I wouldn't have picked it to see, but my wife's friend recommended it, s...
Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Godzilla +1.0 MT

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Godzilla has Ken Watanabe and Bryan Cranson heading the bill, so you think it'll be awesome on that alone. Bzzzz. Sorry, wrong answer...

Superman - Man of Steel. 0.5MT

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Superman is an idiot. There he is with Zod, who's telling him they can take over Earth and repopulate it with Kryptonians after a spot ...

Borgman -3.0 MT

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There are three sorts of people who watch Borgman: those that don't get that Camiel Borgman and his pals are devils and are dumbfounded...

The Rover -1.5 MT

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So if I'd known David Michôd (Animal Kingdom) directed The Rover, I wouldn't have watched it. But the BBC website listed it in its ...
Saturday, March 08, 2014

The Day After Tomorrow 2.5 MT

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So I saw this movie when it was released and thought it was kind of silly, but the other day I was in the gym and it was on the tele while ...

Gravity - 0 MT

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You know how movie titles normally relate to the movie in some way? For example, "Takers" is about people who take stuff. "M...

Takers -0.5 Money Trains

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It's been a long time between reviews, partly due to other commitments (eg, baby), and party due to not seeing enough truly terrible fi...
Wednesday, December 05, 2012

War Horse. 0MT / 1.0MT

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Here's a shout out to Matt and a special request to review War Horse. Oh God What Tosh Don't be fooled by the IMDB entry fo...
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Saturday, November 24, 2012

Alice in Wonderland

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I was clearing out some emails and realised I had another guest review from my mate Stephen to publish. It is written in the style of the J...
Sunday, November 11, 2012

Sharks and More Sharks

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Sharktopus -3.5 MT It's called Sharktopus. What else do you need to know? OK, mad scientists working for the Navy make a sharktopus...

Perfect Sense 2.0 Money Trains

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I just saw this last night. It was ok, and I'm only posting it because all I could think of was how best to paraphrase Kryton from Red ...

Man on a Ledge 1.5 Money Trains

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Anyone see Man on a Ledge? A bloke is convicted of stealing the world's largest diamond, implausibly gets out, then creates a massive d...

Animal Kingdom -2.0 Money Trains

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I am back. I have seen a terrible, terrible Australian movie and had to warn the world. Animal Kingdom is rotten. Let's call it a re...
Friday, February 05, 2010

Inglourious Basterds. -5.0MT

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I just wanted to say: I really hated Inglourious Basterds. I'm downgrading it to -5. At least if you watch Storm with Luke Perry, it...
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